Why was the Microsoft fan happy? Because Steve Jobs died.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was scary.. made by Kevin Kool

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She was a donut.

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What did the man with aids say? "I'm dying and there is nothing you can do about it"

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Why did the squirrel fall out the tree? It was dead Why did the second squirrel fall out the tree? It was stapled to the first squirrel Why did the the third squirrel fall out the tree? Peer pressure Why did the fourth squirrel fall out the tree? It thought it was a game Why did the tree fall over? It thought it was a squirrel Why did the postman die? He got hit in the head by four squirrels and a tree

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What's the difference between a bicycle? An orange because it has no sleeves.

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How many Frenchmen does it take to surrender? Probably just one.

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What's worse than 9/11? a dipped glass of milk

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Yo mamma is so fat She has to wear big pants and is easily fatigued.

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What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A terrorist. What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot. What are you racist or something?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, come at me again and I'll punch you

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honest politician

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knock knock ? Who's there ? idunnop idunnop who ? Eww you've done a what?!

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Do you know what's sad about 4 black men driving off a cliff in a convertible? They were my friends.

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This is supposed to be an anti-joke.

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'Dyslexic man walks into a bar... and orders a pint

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A jewish man runs into a wall with an erection. He broke his nose.

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Why is cancer a big thing? -It has grown after the diagnoses

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a horse nibbled a baby

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Cornelius went to the dcotor and got a sticker and a lollipop for being a good patient. He later went home and shoved the lollipop stick up his dick hole and started wildly masturbating. I forgot to mention Cornelius was 42 years old.

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why did the monkey fall dead out of the tree? because edward cullen raped it up the arse sooo many times it died from internal bleeding.

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A guy walks into a bar. He then comes home at 4 a.m. to beat his wife.

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How many lemurs does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them Why did Jane fall off the swing She has no arms Why did Jack drop his ice cream cone He got hit by a bus Did you know that if you pretend to eat salt you can actualy taste it Do this in public. Why was 6 afraid of 7 Numbers can't think This is the original anti joke A man walked into a bar he is an alcoholic and is distroying his family. Fin a penny pick it up and all the day you will have good luck Until you get hit with a car door. A man is SCUBA diving when he is almost out of air so he takes one breath an holds it to the surface The trip is so long that his lungs explode do to a change in pressure so he died.

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Q: What's so special about my Ferrari? A: It was painted with babies

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