Why did a Monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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A have a black guy in my family tree. He married my cousin a few years back

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Your mom is so stupid, she thought the square root of pie was 3.14156

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Is your refrigerator running? No. That is highly improbable because a refrigerator has no arms or legs, also a refrigerator is not a human being, or alive in any manor and therefor cannot be moved with out an external force acted upon it.

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learn the ropes?

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What's rape when you shout surprise? The crime, committed by a man, of forcing another person to have sexual intercourse with him, especially by the threat or use of violence.

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What is the difference between the number 20 and 21 1

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Knock knock. "Who's there?" I am deaf. "I am deaf who?" What?

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Whats invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts

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What is blue and not heavy? Light blue!

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What do you call a building full of black people Jail

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Q: How did the Irishman die? A: He was old.

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knok knok whos there know one cares your gay

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What do you call an art history major with a job? A gainfully employed member of society, who assuredly benefited from his access to higher education (and quite possibly from acquaintances or family members within the company that employs him, though it is often considered impolite to mention this latter fact, as it may be construed to denigrate the aforementioned individual or his chosen field of study).

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what happened to the baseball player who couldnt throw? he was very unsuccessful, as throwing is the most important skill of the game

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all on a deserted island with no food or water. The redhead decides to try and swim to safety, but after a few hours of swimming she becomes to tired to carry on and drowns. After knowing their friend died, the two other women decide that swimming is not a viable option for rescue, so they decide to stay on the island. A few days later a search party rescues them.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

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Q: what is blue and floats in a pool? A: a baby Q: what is purple and at the bottom of the pool? A: the baby 5 minutes later

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What does a horse and a donkey have in common? They are both very different from trees

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How many black people does it take to change a light bulb? Zero, they already stole them all.

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Whats the difference between a Philadelphia Flyers fan and a pedophile? What they are.

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What did the ginger say to the blond? Hello, what is your name?

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What's blue and smells like red paint. ............blue paint.

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Q; What's the new slogan for the TSA? We handle more junk than EBay.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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