Brown Bear, Brown Bear what do you see? I see some poachers looking at that tiger over there.

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Please don't tell anybody about me, or I will be hunted down, taken from my family, and be objected to a life of cruel exploitation.

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a man walks into a bar. he gets a beer and talks to his friends. he then goes home.

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Q: what's blue and kills you when it falls from the sky? A: a whale no shit

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so a black guy goes to a hot dog eating contest how many does he eat? enough to win.

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why was there a fish in a fish tank ? because if it wasnt it would die

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what do you call 69 babies in one room? a room full of babies

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Confucius says... The superior man, when resting in safety, does not forget that danger may come. When in a state of security he does not forget the possibility of ruin. When all is orderly, he does not forget that disorder may come. Thus his person is not endangered, and his States and all their clans are preserved.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. This poem sucks. I like math!

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What is worse then having no dad? Russian dad that hates you a lot and wishes you drawn in vodka.

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What's worse than breaking your arm? Blonde Girls

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Jesse gets so many ladies

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing set? She has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

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People with cancer.

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Why are black people so good at basketball? They practice.

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Why did the cat throw up on the couch? because it was nauseous!

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What do you call a black guy in a Walmart? A customer. You prejudice dullard!

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Your mom is so ugly that she was mercilessly bullied throughout high school which led to severe depression and low self-esteem, however she went to college, got a career, found a man who loved her for who she is, not how she looks, and raised a family happily ever after.

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What's cooler than living on the sun? Everything, because the sun is the hottest entity in the entire universe. Plus, who'd want to live on the sun?

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why do jews have such big noses? A: it has been inherited through many generations

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What happens when u poke a ghost that is standing on the edge of a building? Ghost aren't real so therefor u will fall of the edge and die

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whats thin, long and hard? A: a pen is

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A shark walks into a bar. The bartender asks someone to call animal control to remove the nearly-dead sea creature from his bar.

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Roses are red, Violets are purple not f**cking blue!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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