My brother found a worm in his apple. I dared him to eat it, so he did. When he tried to swallow, the mashed up worm congealed in his throat, killing him. Later, I found out that the worm had poisonous rectum fluids. I was given the Nobel Peace prize.

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roses are red violets are black lewis norris has a fucking narra back

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John has 58 candy bars. He eats 40, what does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

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How many fingers do most people have? 10

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whats the difference between a white jew and a black jew the black jew is treated poorly and is sent to the back of the gas chamber

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What did the vegitarian order for brunch. VEGITARIANS DONT BELIEVE IN ICE CREAM>

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How do you make an orphan's hands bleed? Tell them to clap until there parents come home.

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How do you break up with a guy? you kick him in the nuts.

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What's slower than mollasses? Your fattass mother!

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what is purple and fly? - a purple flying.

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A black guy walks into a kkk meeting.

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Joker: say knock knock. Person: knock knock Joker: Who's there?

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom? Magic.

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Do you know what's impossible? A chink whos not smart.

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Little kid asks his mom: "Why do zombies eat people?" His mom says: "Becasue honey, your MEAT"

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A black man walks into a bar. "Ouch!" He says as the Klu Klux Klan beat him with sticks

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The itsy bitsy spider climbed up the water spout. Heavy rain came down and killed him.

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Two men are talking: Bob: "Do you like fishsticks?" Joe: "Yes I do." Bob: "Your a gay fish."

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roses are red violets are blue, every 1 looks at you and call u a fool

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Whats a welfare? Its what keeps you alive.

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Antoni Wilkinsin

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How do I get to Carnegie Hall? The address is 881 Seventh Avenue at 57th street in New York. it's beside the Russian Tea Room and almost directly across from the IESE school of business. The Russian Tea Room has a large bright red awning out front and a large carving of three dancing bears on the face of the building, the bears are covered in gold leaf. You can't miss it.

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shitted on em put your numbah 2s in the air if ya did it on em

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Chuck Norris can right-click with a mac mouse

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