How do I get to Carnegie Hall? The address is 881 Seventh Avenue at 57th street in New York. it's beside the Russian Tea Room and almost directly across from the IESE school of business. The Russian Tea Room has a large bright red awning out front and a large carving of three dancing bears on the face of the building, the bears are covered in gold leaf. You can't miss it.

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shitted on em put your numbah 2s in the air if ya did it on em

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Two men walk into a bar. The third seeing the protruding bar goes home to find his entire family dead from anthrax.

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Where do you go when you die? Nowhere

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Why is cameron haythorp gay? Answer- He showed his willy to robet tuner

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The itsy bitsy spider climbed up the water spout. Heavy rain came down and killed him.

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Little kid asks his mom: "Why do zombies eat people?" His mom says: "Becasue honey, your MEAT"

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A black man walks into a bar. "Ouch!" He says as the Klu Klux Klan beat him with sticks

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roses are red violets are blue, every 1 looks at you and call u a fool

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Two men are talking: Bob: "Do you like fishsticks?" Joe: "Yes I do." Bob: "Your a gay fish."

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Whats a welfare? Its what keeps you alive.

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Antoni Wilkinsin

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Your momma's so stupid, she threw out all the W's in the m&m's packet

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm gonna screw you and you don't have a clue !

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What is 8===D- ? A jew with a lip piercing.

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Hahahahaha your nan had HIV and died.lol

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What's red and blue and goes 105 MPH? A red and blue car.

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My arms get tired from carrying my big diick everywhere, well at least it's better than dragging it

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Why is Timmy a dumbass ? He's not, because asses cannot, by definition, be intelligent, so it is unnecessary to qualify it as "dumb".

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What's big, red, has green and puple spots and responds to "here boy"? Nothing, not to my knowledge anyway!

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Please don't tell anybody about me, or I will be hunted down, taken from my family, and be objected to a life of cruel exploitation.

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Brown Bear, Brown Bear what do you see? I see some poachers looking at that tiger over there.

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a man walks into a bar. he gets a beer and talks to his friends. he then goes home.

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Q: what's blue and kills you when it falls from the sky? A: a whale no shit

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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