Where do you go when you die? Nowhere

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Your momma's so stupid, she threw out all the W's in the m&m's packet

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Q. What is worse than being raped A. Being raped twice

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What is 8===D- ? A jew with a lip piercing.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm gonna screw you and you don't have a clue !

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Hahahahaha your nan had HIV and died.lol

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What's red and blue and goes 105 MPH? A red and blue car.

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My arms get tired from carrying my big diick everywhere, well at least it's better than dragging it

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What's big, red, has green and puple spots and responds to "here boy"? Nothing, not to my knowledge anyway!

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Why is Timmy a dumbass ? He's not, because asses cannot, by definition, be intelligent, so it is unnecessary to qualify it as "dumb".

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Please don't tell anybody about me, or I will be hunted down, taken from my family, and be objected to a life of cruel exploitation.

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Mitt Romney is in the mormon mafia has magic underpants and invented Obama Care but he still lost to a Black guy Who is a fine president.

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Brown Bear, Brown Bear what do you see? I see some poachers looking at that tiger over there.

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a man walks into a bar. he gets a beer and talks to his friends. he then goes home.

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Q: what's blue and kills you when it falls from the sky? A: a whale no shit

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Knock Knock. Knockin on Heavens door, oh hey come in

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why was there a fish in a fish tank ? because if it wasnt it would die

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Confucius says... The superior man, when resting in safety, does not forget that danger may come. When in a state of security he does not forget the possibility of ruin. When all is orderly, he does not forget that disorder may come. Thus his person is not endangered, and his States and all their clans are preserved.

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what do you call 69 babies in one room? a room full of babies

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What is worse then having no dad? Russian dad that hates you a lot and wishes you drawn in vodka.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. This poem sucks. I like math!

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What's worse than breaking your arm? Blonde Girls

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing set? She has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Jesse gets so many ladies

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