Joker: say knock knock. Person: knock knock Joker: Who's there?

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the long mane?"

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Daddy look! Roses! No son, those are rhododendrons... Daddy how do you spell rhododendrons? Uh... never mind son those are roses. So... Daddy how do you spell roses? Son, never mind that is a dog. So daddy how do you spell... SHUT UP! Moral: I put a spell on you.

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roses are red violets are black lewis norris has a fucking narra back

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One day a man walked into a wall

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What does Mr. Newell have? - Diabetes. Mr. Newell has diabetes.

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shitted on em put your numbah 2s in the air if ya did it on em

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How do I get to Carnegie Hall? The address is 881 Seventh Avenue at 57th street in New York. it's beside the Russian Tea Room and almost directly across from the IESE school of business. The Russian Tea Room has a large bright red awning out front and a large carving of three dancing bears on the face of the building, the bears are covered in gold leaf. You can't miss it.

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Two men are talking: Bob: "Do you like fishsticks?" Joe: "Yes I do." Bob: "Your a gay fish."

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Antoni Wilkinsin

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roses are red violets are blue, every 1 looks at you and call u a fool

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Whats a welfare? Its what keeps you alive.

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Two men walk into a bar. The third seeing the protruding bar goes home to find his entire family dead from anthrax.

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Where do you go when you die? Nowhere

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Why is cameron haythorp gay? Answer- He showed his willy to robet tuner

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Your mom's so ugly that after being ridiculed for for year she became very self conscience and killed herself. Her family was very sad for many years.

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The itsy bitsy spider climbed up the water spout. Heavy rain came down and killed him.

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so there was a frog a bear and a walrus... i forgot how the rest goes but they all die because of a nuclear holocaust

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Chuck Norris can right-click with a mac mouse

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what is brown and wet? Muddy water

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Q. What is worse than being raped A. Being raped twice

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Your momma's so stupid, she threw out all the W's in the m&m's packet

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm gonna screw you and you don't have a clue !

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What is 8===D- ? A jew with a lip piercing.

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