Why didn't Debbie go to the theme park with the rest of her family? Because she died the week before.

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What happened when the white man went to Nigiria? He turned gray.

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A one armed blond is in a tree, how to you get her to come down? You wave to her?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the Shell Station.

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how did the man with just a head hide the fact that he murdered someone? im not sure but this seems highly untrue as someone could not kill someone with just their head.

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what taste like an apple, looks like an apple, but isnt an apple? an apple.

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What did the rake say to the shovel? Nothing, they're both inanimate objects.

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When a blonde entered a bar, she ordered a something that was a double-entendre. The bartender understood what she was trying to say, gave her her order whatever alcohol she happened to consume, and the blonde woman could not have been more courteous.

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I like my women like I like my coffee Without a penis

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Why is chad so gay? Its his choice.

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How do you make an electrician fall over? You hit him hard with a lamp

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What's black, white and red all over? A nun that's just been shot.

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What Happened to the man who married a money? He contracted HIV

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Why was the middle-aged doctor morbidly obese? He liked bacon and was severely hypocritical.

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Why did the hipster burn his mouth on a piece of pizza? Because the pizza was on fire.

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What does a Barbie Doll and Britney Spears have in common? They're both 100 percent plastic.

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knock knock who's there me me who? me me me me who? me me me me me me who? and the more the joke continues the less funny and more annoying it gets

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Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning.

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Yeah I was beginning to enjoy that as well, but I used "timed hypnosis" I have not seen it been coined elsewhere yet, not that I learn hypnosis anymore, I kinda teach it covertly to whoever I believe can use it responsively. "Timed hypnosis" is not really based upon a set amount of time after all time is relative, and our subconcious does know that and the subconcius understands that we did not invent time just because we made some fucking dials spin around" Now, timed hypnosis is based on a purpose, for example: "I will go into a trance until I am done teaching my new buddy how covert hypnosis works and teach her to use it subconciously" But now I made you aware of that, so you can use it consciously as well, the real magic here is that the subconcious is so much more efficient and powerful than the conscious mind that it would not even be neccesary to have a concious mind, except for one thing.

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a blond girl walks into a bar

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What's the difference between celery and a truck?

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Why did the man and woman have sex? To have a good time, but the man's condom failed and they ended up with a deformed baby because they were brother and sister. Those are your parents. Enjoy

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Why did the first koala fall off the tree? He Died Why did the second koala fall off the tree? He was stapled the the first koala

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knock knock whose there? suck my a s s barf

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