Why did the handicap man scream for help? Because he fell out of his wheel chair

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends how hard you through them.

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What is the saddest thing in a porno? He doesn't really love her.

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A school bus full of orphans falls of a cliff.

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How can you tell if a man is choking? Stick a fridge down his throat

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Three men walk into a bar, the bartender asks why are you three men in here? The men look confused and suddenly leave

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My mother-in-law fell down a stairway. I turned to my wife and said “Call an ambulance!!”

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A guy watches a porno. When it is over, he said; "Wow, that was deep"

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Q: Why didn't Jack go up the hill? A: He had prior engagements.

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Why couldn't the pirate get into the movie? Because he was armed and clearly inebriated.

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What happens when you drive down the road? you get to the end of the road

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Straight man: Gays can't have babies so they shouldn't be allowed to have sex. Gay man: But you got a vasectomy last year, so you can't make babies either. The straight man sees the irony, realizes how judgmental he has been and never has sex again because he maintains his opinion that gays shouldn't have sex.

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Two friends go on a hunting trip together. One friend says to the other "Knock, knock." The other friend doesn't respond because he was mauled by a bear.

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What did the monster under the bed say to another monster? I have the odd feeling that someone is on top of the bed.........

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Steve: Ask me if I'm a tree. John: Are you a tree? Steve: No.

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A black man orders a pizza to be delivered to his house. He is delightfully pleased at the speed in which the pizza was delivered and decided he would order from that pizza shop again in the near future.

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What the person say to the other Person? Hi.

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What's brown and sticky? Some brown pigment mixed with something sticky like glue.

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What is worse than finding a worm in ur apple Idk I am asking u

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why did the bear fall out of the tree? the bear got shot

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roses are red violets are blue i am bipolar so am i

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Sticks and stones can break my bones Well maybe you shouldn't play in the tree anymore

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An old man walks into a bar. It was, a metal cylinder, not unlike a short carbon rod, and not the drinking establishment he normally frequents, named O'Malley's Pub and Eatery, which was, in fact, next to the the building with the protruding metal bar. He suffered greater injury than a younger man due to his advanced age and deteriorating health. But he did eventually recover by strictly adhering to his doctor's advice of bed rest, improved diet, and increased, yet moderate, aerobic exercise.

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Yo mammals so stupid, she's got AIDS!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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