Roses are red. Violets are blue. This poem sucks. I like math!

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What's worse than breaking your arm? Blonde Girls

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Jesse gets so many ladies

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing set? She has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

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People with cancer.

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Why are black people so good at basketball? They practice.

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Why did the cat throw up on the couch? because it was nauseous!

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what did the elephant step on when he was running through the jungle? .... a coke machine.

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What do you call a black guy in a Walmart? A customer. You prejudice dullard!

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What's cooler than living on the sun? Everything, because the sun is the hottest entity in the entire universe. Plus, who'd want to live on the sun?

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Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy, But I have cancer.

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Your mom is so ugly that she was mercilessly bullied throughout high school which led to severe depression and low self-esteem, however she went to college, got a career, found a man who loved her for who she is, not how she looks, and raised a family happily ever after.

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whats thin, long and hard? A: a pen is

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What happens when u poke a ghost that is standing on the edge of a building? Ghost aren't real so therefor u will fall of the edge and die

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Roses are red, Violets are purple not f**cking blue!

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Knock knock Who's there? To To who? No, Sir, it is "to whom"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had a gun to its head

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Why did a Monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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A have a black guy in my family tree. He married my cousin a few years back

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Why do females have boobs? So they can breast feed their babies.

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Your mom is so stupid, she thought the square root of pie was 3.14156

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ONE DAY THE SKY OPENS AND SUDDENLY Gad: Jews, you are my chosen people! Jews: YAY! GODS CHOSEN! WE ARE GONNA BATHE IN RICHES AND YOU WILL COMMAND US TO RAID AND RAPE LANDS! FOR OURSELVES! AND EVERYTHING! Gad: Eh... Well, actually I was thinking more like... Jews: YAY WE ARE GONNA CONQUER THE WORLD! GAD IS WITH US NAO! Right Gay? I mean Gad... Cough... Gad: Err, well *cough* suuure, I mean... Jews: YAY! WE ARE GADS CHOSEN! WE ARE GONNA GET MIGHTY! Moral: "You do not want to be "Gods chosen" people!" Btw, you telling me Jewsus was not a Jew? Hmm?

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Is your refrigerator running? No. That is highly improbable because a refrigerator has no arms or legs, also a refrigerator is not a human being, or alive in any manor and therefor cannot be moved with out an external force acted upon it.

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learn the ropes?

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