- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are black people so good at basketball? They practice.

Why did the cat throw up on the couch? because it was nauseous!

What do you call a black guy in a Walmart? A customer. You prejudice dullard!

What's cooler than living on the sun? Everything, because the sun is the hottest entity in the entire universe. Plus, who'd want to live on the sun?

Your mom is so ugly that she was mercilessly bullied throughout high school which led to severe depression and low self-esteem, however she went to college, got a career, found a man who loved her for who she is, not how she looks, and raised a family happily ever after.

why do jews have such big noses? A: it has been inherited through many generations

What happens when u poke a ghost that is standing on the edge of a building? Ghost aren't real so therefor u will fall of the edge and die

whats thin, long and hard? A: a pen is

A shark walks into a bar. The bartender asks someone to call animal control to remove the nearly-dead sea creature from his bar.

Roses are red, Violets are purple not f**cking blue!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had a gun to its head

Knock knock Who's there? To To who? No, Sir, it is "to whom"

A have a black guy in my family tree. He married my cousin a few years back

Why did a Monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

Your mom is so stupid, she thought the square root of pie was 3.14156

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Is your refrigerator running? No. That is highly improbable because a refrigerator has no arms or legs, also a refrigerator is not a human being, or alive in any manor and therefor cannot be moved with out an external force acted upon it.

What's rape when you shout surprise? The crime, committed by a man, of forcing another person to have sexual intercourse with him, especially by the threat or use of violence.

Whats invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts

Knock knock. "Who's there?" I am deaf. "I am deaf who?" What?

What do you call a building full of black people Jail

What is blue and not heavy? Light blue!

What is the difference between the number 20 and 21 1

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