- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Steve

I walked up to my friend who's a drug addict holding a can of coke. I then told said friend that I liked the smell of coke. My friend then went on to snort 27 Kilos of cocaine.

roses are red violets are blue tis poem makes no sense so screw you

to get to the other side.

What's the difference between a duck? A toothbrush, because a car only has four doors!

A little boy came runing to his mum' mummy...can a little girl have ababy? Mom reply no...so, the boy ran out and told his frnd 'we can play naked again'.,

selena gomez & justin beiber go in space. selena says im hotter than the sun. the way she knows this information is that she is near the sun at this time justin beiber has already drifted off in space.

Knock knock? Who's there? A Jehovah's Witness. Oh. Knock knock? Who's there? Not me!

What is the difference between a baby and a rat? I don't have a rat in a cage

Why did the fat guy smell bad? He just farted diarrhea.

If life throws you fried chicken your probably black

WHO LET THE DOGS OUT?!?!?!!! Not Michael Vick.

Why did Tim sit on the chair? Because potato.

Knock knock Who's there? Miley Cyrus Holy moly, please come in! Here's your Miley Cyrus CD you order online Thanks you Mr. Mail Man

When is Florida not the sunshine state? At night.

What did the man at the haberdashery say? Six and seven-eighths, bub, six and seven-eighths.

If an old person falls in the middle of the woods do they make a sound? No their died.

I hate it when people talk about concentration camps... my grandad died in one He fell off the guard tower

You ever hear that joke about Helen Keller? Neither has she.

what do you call mexicans in a circle around a house? a spicket fence

Knock Knock Who's there? Just open the damn door.

what did the frog say to the fence? chicken

A spanish comedian walked into a bar. He was on time for his act.

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were driving on a highway. The redhead asked the brunette, who had the map, which was the next exit. The blonde was better with maps so she took it and announced where to go. They made the exit and enjoyed a nice lunch.

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