- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A: A pilot, you racist.

Tunechi

Roses are red,violets are blue you want me but i dont want you!

What did the little boy get from his visit to Penn State? Raped.

What do animals eat at the beach? Sandwitches

A man walks into a bar... OW!!!

your momma is so fat she has diabetes

Poop

What is just as real as a unicorn? World peace

"hey woody can i ask you a question" "sure buzz" "why is it your name is woody but they use me as a vibrator"

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: It didn't do it for any good reason,chickens are mindless and do random things,like crossing the road

There are too many people in this bar, a man says. He then walks out of the bar and proceeds to visit his grandmother. Orange.

What did the Frenchman say to the Englishman? I don't know, I don't speak French.

What happens to a black man when he jumps into a pool of clorox? He turns white!

At a feminist picnic there are no sandwiches.

Hitler, a Nazi, and a Jew walk into a bar. Only Hitler and the Nazi walk out. What happened to the Jew? He had to use the bathroom so he asked Hitler and his Nazi friend to wait in the car.

What's green and smells like yellow paint? Green paint.

What does a blonde say when she walks into a bar? Ow

Why did the boy drown? Because he was actually a brick. I lied about him being a boy.

Why did little Timmy fall down? Because he was shot in the head.

I was walking down the street then my hands were itchy so I stuck em in my pockets Jk, I'm a donkey. We don't have hands

Enough Red to share, RAWR! With me only though! But hey, do me a favor wear your glasses not your contact lenses. "That anime" do you watch anime? Or hentai or whatever?

Whats the best way to get to a girls heart? A knife.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog

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