why didnt the kid get anything for christmas? santa exploded

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Knock... Knock... Who's there? AIDS.

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What did the man with sores on his tounge get for a birthday present? He recieved a very nice pair of trousers which he wore to work from time to time

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Friends are like snowflakes When you pee on them they disappear

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer.

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Why was Little Billy crying? He had cancer. Why was Little Sally crying? Little Billy's cancer was contagious.

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A man tells the bartender," A bar walks into a man..." The bartender says," What the hell? I think you've had enough"

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What did pinocchio want to become? Hepatitus free.

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womens rights.

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[Insert hurtful, yet spontaneous comment here.]

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Why was the boy upset? His penis fell off and his mom was making him go to the library.

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What is worse than the holocaust? World War III.

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Why did the TV fall of a cliff? Because a nice man was donating it to the homeless shelter which hangs over a cliff. The man placed the TV in the back room on the floor. There was a weak spot on the floor and when the fattest homeless person walked over the floor, the floor broke which was a HUGE inconvenience because he TV and the fat man fell through the floor and over the cliff, luckily the TV was plugged in so it was hanging by the cord but an old lady with Alzheimer's forgot that there was a hole in the floor and unplugged the TV so she could clean the switches. In the end the TV fell off the cliff.

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There's a redhead, a brunette and a woman with green hair walking down the street. A man asks them how they all came to have such beautiful and vibrant hair color. The redhead smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The brunette smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The woman with green hair blows her nose, and replies "It isn't natural, I'm rebelling against society's conformist ideals. Also I was not loved enough as a child." She has a cold.

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What did the mute man say to the president? Nothing, he is mute

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What is greater than God, More evil than the Devil, The poor have it, The rich need it, If you eat it, you will die? Madelyns head

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A dyslexic Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. He hits his head on it and is rushed to the hospital,only to discover the floor drenched in triceratops shit.

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knock , knock That Was The Same Mistake That Ann Frank Made.

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Why was Andy's resume declined? Because he was molested as a child.

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Oh my God! A talking dog!

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It couldnt because a chicken was obscuring its path.

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Billy and Suzy sitting in a tree... Billy is gay.

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Why did the black guy get kicked out of the bar? He was riding a jack hammer

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Anti Joke

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