what do you call a cat with no tail? smithers.

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What is green and can hurt your eyes? I don't know, but its definitely not a laser pointer.

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Choir.

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Sigh... You know life, you start all optimistic and "I am going to be wealthy mommy and stuff" Then you know, life turns not quite out like you planned it, and, well, you wish you had made some other choices you know what I mean... Your grades where not that good, that girl you really loved did not like you back, you know what I mean right? ...Well I don't, how is it like?

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The indistinguishable bug corrupts a bond arrow.

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How did the Mexican get into the U.S.A.? He came in legally, and got his green card. He then continued his life as a business man and won the lottery four years later for 5 million dollars. He then bought a cool television, he also had children and put the money in their college funds later.

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A middle aged bald man goes to Chuck E. Cheese with a hood and a lump in his back pocket. He has a somewhat enjoyable time with his offspring and leaves.

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what do you call a starfish living 500 miles under the sea? A starfish.

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what do JFK, plato, and a dead penguin have in common? theyre all dead.

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Why did billy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

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What's faster a hungry black guy or a car? A car

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womens rights.

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Whats black, dead, and hangs from a tree in my backyard? Your Mom

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Why couldn't the child with down syndrome zip up their jacket.... it was a button jacket ... you asshole

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Whats the difference between a car and a baby? I would have a hard time throwing a car.

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When you wish upon a star... You are only seeing the light of that star, which has taken billions of years to travel here. The star that you are looking at has most likely dead, Just like your dreams.

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how do you get a black guy out of a tree? fried chicken.

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A bar walks into a man. No, firstly it wasn't a man and secondly the bar didn't walk in. The pedophile just slid it in and sodomized the poor boy.

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Im Black And I Will Beat You Children At Checkers,They Can Be Red

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An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The barman notices this rather humorous cliche and proceeds to point it out, laughs are shared by all.

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what did lois call peter when she first saw him? i dont dont know do you?

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Why did the kid have a toy truck? because he bought it

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How do you drown a blonde. Put a Scratch N Sniff at the bottom of a pool and tell her to sniff it.

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Xbox One

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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