- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so stupid that she didn't get into college due to her low act score of 16. She feels the need to improve so she asked me to tutor her.

What did Timmy say when the bus crashed? Nothing, it was a horrible crash, he died like everyone else. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Timmy.

Q: What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A: A pilot, you racist.

Women's Rights.

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What happens to a black man when he jumps into a pool of clorox? He turns white!

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: It didn't do it for any good reason,chickens are mindless and do random things,like crossing the road

There are too many people in this bar, a man says. He then walks out of the bar and proceeds to visit his grandmother. Orange.

What did the Frenchman say to the Englishman? I don't know, I don't speak French.

What's green and smells like yellow paint? Green paint.

Hitler, a Nazi, and a Jew walk into a bar. Only Hitler and the Nazi walk out. What happened to the Jew? He had to use the bathroom so he asked Hitler and his Nazi friend to wait in the car.

What does a blonde say when she walks into a bar? Ow

Why did little Timmy fall down? Because he was shot in the head.

Whats the best way to get to a girls heart? A knife.

Whats the difference between a Cadillac and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

Why did the boy drown? Because he was actually a brick. I lied about him being a boy.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog

I was walking down the street then my hands were itchy so I stuck em in my pockets Jk, I'm a donkey. We don't have hands

Enough Red to share, RAWR! With me only though! But hey, do me a favor wear your glasses not your contact lenses. "That anime" do you watch anime? Or hentai or whatever?

Why's Jeds head so big? Curley wurly.

How do you make a telemarketer scream? Set him on fire.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? All of it.

Q.Why did Beethoven kill his chicken? A. It had contracted a serious illness. He had killed it as an act of mercy.

Ask Me If I'm A Piece of Bread Are You a Piec--- Nope

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