What do u call a black man in the middle of a crowd of white men? A rare sighting of a black man trying to go to colledge.

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What did hitler say to the bartender? Nothing he's dead.

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Why is it when birds fly in a "V" shape one side is longer? There's more birds on that side.

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Why did the homeless man not get any ice cream from the store? Because he was not very bright and didn't try in school. Therefore he couldn't find a job or get his job back at the janitor at Go-Mart. This proves that not doing your school work correct can really effect your future. Plus they was sold out of chocolate.

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Why did the chicken crossed yo mama? Because your moms a man and your birth certificate was an apology letter from the condom factory.

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Why didn't the boy drop his ice cream He was hit by a bus and he wasn't eating ice cream

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A homeless man walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender says it'll be $4.50. The homeless man doesn't have any money so he leaves.

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Q: What do you get when you cross a cactus and a platypus? A: I was wondering the same thing.

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Q: What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A: A pilot, you racist.

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What did Timmy say when the bus crashed? Nothing, it was a horrible crash, he died like everyone else. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Timmy.

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world peace

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Firgen and the blung brigade

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Tunechi

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Women's Rights.

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Your mom is so stupid that she didn't get into college due to her low act score of 16. She feels the need to improve so she asked me to tutor her.

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What did the little boy get from his visit to Penn State? Raped.

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Roses are red,violets are blue you want me but i dont want you!

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What do animals eat at the beach? Sandwitches

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A man walks into a bar... OW!!!

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Poop

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What is just as real as a unicorn? World peace

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your momma is so fat she has diabetes

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"hey woody can i ask you a question" "sure buzz" "why is it your name is woody but they use me as a vibrator"

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What happens to a black man when he jumps into a pool of clorox? He turns white!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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