Why was a black person on the run, being trailed by police officers? They were all late to work; their work places were coincidentally situated near each other.

Q)Why doesn't the blond have a job? A) he is 12

Knock knock Who's there? NYPD you are being placed under arrest come out with your hands up.

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

What's worse than losing a basketball game by 1 point? Dying of lukemia.

your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

What's funnier than a dead baby? An episode of 'Friends'.

What's the difference between a tiger and a shark? One's a land mammal.

What is worst than a1000 baby's stapled to a tree? 1 baby stapled to 1000 trees.

why did the asian kid do well on his math test because he studied

Q. what is the difference between a black man and a park bench A. a parkbench can support a family A black man cannot

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Steve

What happened to thepeanut who went to NYC? He was assulted

Jimmy Saville

to get to the other side.

roses are red violets are blue tis poem makes no sense so screw you

I walked up to my friend who's a drug addict holding a can of coke. I then told said friend that I liked the smell of coke. My friend then went on to snort 27 Kilos of cocaine.

A little boy came runing to his mum' mummy...can a little girl have ababy? Mom reply no...so, the boy ran out and told his frnd 'we can play naked again'.,

What's the difference between a duck? A toothbrush, because a car only has four doors!

selena gomez & justin beiber go in space. selena says im hotter than the sun. the way she knows this information is that she is near the sun at this time justin beiber has already drifted off in space.

Bitch please, you're adopted as well.

Knock knock? Who's there? A Jehovah's Witness. Oh. Knock knock? Who's there? Not me!

What is the difference between a baby and a rat? I don't have a rat in a cage

If life throws you fried chicken your probably black

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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