what do you call a starfish living 500 miles under the sea? A starfish.

Why couldn't the child with down syndrome zip up their jacket.... it was a button jacket ... you asshole

Whats black, dead, and hangs from a tree in my backyard? Your Mom

What's faster a hungry black guy or a car? A car

Why did billy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

When you wish upon a star... You are only seeing the light of that star, which has taken billions of years to travel here. The star that you are looking at has most likely dead, Just like your dreams.

What's black, white, and red all over??? A penguin in a blender.

How many licks does it take to get to center of a tootsie pop? pickles, 7:00 pm, wood, shoulder pain

Whats the difference between a loser and a winner there places

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

Knock Knock Who's there? You had purchase an item online through Amazon.com, I'm the delivery guy. You had purchase an item online through Amazon.com, I'm the delivery guy, who?

How many men does it take to screw a light bulb? One, men will screw anything.

Why did the car stop? The driver had a stroke

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

what do you get when you combine an astronaut, a microwave and a bathtub? A suicide investigation

why did the chicken cross the road i hate it when people ask questions they already know the answer to

what's brown and sticky A stick!

Onions are like loved ones... They are both nouns. And you cry when you cut into them.

Doctor, Doctor I think your gay. thats because i am

1,000 people get out of a plane , who hits the ground first? The DEAD guy!!!!

Why doesnt a chicken wear pants? Because its pecker is on his head.

What's the difference between a cult leader and a television personality? On average, 3.2 inches.

heres a funny joke your momas so fat............

What made Chuck Norris cry? Stubbing his toe

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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