- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Are yu mad Twinkle twinkle little star if yu don't shut up I'm gonna hit you with my freaking car

What did the Arab do when he got frustrated? Burned himself

How do you get a Hooker Wet? Dump her in a River.

why doesn't the werewolf like Ferrari's a werewolf being a mythical creature would most likely not have a preference as to what kind of car he drives because he would not exist

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't, he died like everyone else.

How do you stop an African outlaw who uses child soldiers? Angelina Jolie

Three guys went hunting on a rainy day. The first guy slipped.

What is the last digit of Pi? Pi is an infinite decimal sequence, and therefore has no last number, but if it did, it would presumably be somewhere from 0-9.

2 Black men walk into the bar.. Guess what? There still black.

Knock knock. Who's there? Come in.

What do you can an astronaut with an apple? Never mind, I have a boner.

Q. What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? A.One's a scum-sucking bottom feeder, and the other's a human.

Soo if ur on a jet ski and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? Pickle.

Roses are Red You're Black and Blue My fists seemed to have taken A liking to you

Your mum is so dead, when I kick her she doesn't move.

What's white, wet, and sticky? A tissue that I just blew my nose with.

Once upon a time there was a pure and beautiful girl who lived with her step-mother and her two step-sisters. They made her live in the basement and had her do all the chores while they went to parties. Then social workers came and relocated her to a foster family.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm an expert on flowers.

Whats invisable and smells like a apple? An invisable apple

Whats black and has white cream in it? Oreos

What did the mom say to her clinically depressed son? You're dad died

That awkward moment when you get in the van and there's no candy.

What do you say to a black man in the morning? Good morning

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