- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Knock knock. Who's there? Come in.

Why couldnt dylan make it to mike's birthday party? He was killed instantly in a car crash on the way there.

Why did the cop pull the black guy over because he was speeding

Joke: What do you call cheese that's not yours? Nacho Cheese! Anti Joke: What do you call cheese that's not yours? Sally's Cheese

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothin. You already told her twice.

roses are red violet is blue sugar is sweet f*ck you im a moon

Why did the man slowly cross the road? He had a prosthetic leg.

Knock knock Who's there? Oh. I was just making sound effects.

What did the Japanese kid get for his birthday? Nothing, his gifts were washed away.

Knock knock Who's there? Dishes Dishes who? Dishes a bad joke

Yo' Mommas so poor, She has to ask close family friends and relatives for money so she can feed you.

Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

Whats worse than finding a worm in an apple? having a worm sized penis.

What's the opposite of stupid? diputs

Why didn't the Hispanic man get elected? Because his policies were unpopular.

Not a joke.

a man walks into a bar several people leave as they can see the potential danger in the situation. - the man (also so known as a hippo) was Matt Ross

why was the boy lonely? his whole family died in a plane crash

Why is John single? Because women are materialistic.

Knock Knock Opens door Hi John, you got here right on time!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it did not realize it was a man-made distinction for constructed transportation vehicles and had a coincidental tendency to walk toward the area on the other side to find food or avoid birds flying over.

Knock knock Shut up

Jinoo walks into a club it's not a club anymore it's a slaying factory

Knock knock. Who's there? Jahova's witnesses.

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