An old lady says, "Oh i see now." The guy standing next to her says, " Honey oyu know im blind right?"

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Where do black guys sit in the bus? Enywhere theres a free seat

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but it was delicious.

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A guy walked into a store and bought a candy bar. Why? Because he wanted some chocolate.

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A horse walks into a bar, it is then frightened and bucks a man in the chest. Animal control and an ambulance are promptly called. The horse is then taken to a stable, while the man is taken to the hospital where he later made a full recovery.

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Why did the boy stop working on a farm? His country became more economically developed.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side of the road because apparently their was something on the other side that appealed to the chicken. It was probably your mom.

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What did the muffin say to the cup cake? nothing, muffins can't talk, and cup cakes can't hear.

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What is blue and smells like the sea The ocean

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Q: How do you make three atheists cry? A: Kill their families.

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What would Jesus do? Something worthy of having him nailed to a cross.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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What do you call a horse with wings and a horn on his head? Drunk

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What do a vampire and a ginger have in common they're both afraid of the sunligh- oh wait this anti jokes ohhhhhhh oh well

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What happened after the lawer jumped off the bridge? His family mourned his loss for years.

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What did the cow say to the horse? Mooo

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YOU

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What worse than the holocaust? Danny's.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are unintelligent creatures of instinct, and can tell no significant differences between the pavement and the road. It was unfortunate that a bus was speeding past at the moment this event happened.

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Whats worst than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies. Whats worst than a pile of dead babies? One live baby under the pile of dead babies.

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Want to hear a joke? Me too.

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Why did the black man quit his job as a rapper? Because he was an admirable father and husband and was willing to sacrifice his passion to provide for those he loved.

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An American, an Irish man, a Chinese man and a Black man walk in to a Bar, the Bartender takes their order

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Scenario: Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub The first one says, "Hey, can you pass the radio please" And the second one replies, "Sorry, my cousins are made of soap."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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