Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Richard.

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whats every colour and loved by everyone Mario

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Why does Billy Mays yell? He doesn't, he's dead.

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What do u do when life gives u lemons?? Eat them

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Roses are red Violets are blue Cabbage

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Knock Knock Who's there? It is actually not a good idea to say "who's there" to the random person outside. The man could be a robber or a murderer, and will realize a person is inside. He could bomb the door down and do anything to kill you. You should look through the window first, or through the little peep hole. If the person outside is an acquaintance, then you can respond. However it is best to not reply and leave the stranger alone. Safety is key to living a happy joyful life.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names

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wanna hear a joke? i dont

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Q. How many Jews can you fit in a blender ? A. 37 but you can try and prove me wrong

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Homonyms should be band.

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What is the difference between a white mans penis and a black mans penis? It doesn't matter, phallic size isn't everything its what you do that defies you.

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What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, speaking to a bird would have been considered highly irregular, bordering on insane. He left the bird alone, until the time came to slaughter the bird and take it's nutritious meat.

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What's old and has wet pants? My grandma with a bladder problem

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your mammas so fat tha-- my mother is dead. oh... sorry.

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Two apples are hanging from a tree. They are both picked, sold, taken home, washed, and enjoyed by a family of three.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, didn't you read the sign on the front door? It says, "People with suits on will not be served." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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What's hard and orange on the outside, and squidgy in the middle? A tanned man's head

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why did the Mexican shoot himself? because his wife miscarried, hung herself, and his oldest brother had cancer. also when he was 5, his parents died in a car accident, leaving his abusive uncle to care for him. he also had erectile dysfunction which caused him severe pain. did i mention he was an illegal, homeless immigrant who was addicted to methamphedimine and owed several million dollars to a man who repeatedly raped him anally? he was.

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whats black and has many friends? a kind sociable black person

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i bought a knock-knock joke book, and was unamused.

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Why did Martian Luther King climb the mountain? Because there was a KFC on top

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Is your plant made out of Osmium, Molybdenum, Silicon and Sulfur? Because it's going through OsMoSiS. That was just a joke, not a pick up line. Unless I was giving a pick-up line to your plant, which I definitely wasn't...

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all hail based mark

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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