Black Ops? That sounds illegal. Anyway, what do you mean you are a employee only? I mean if you where a fed, you would either be on the top, or be an employee no?

So Nero, what the fuck are you doing? XD

what would your nan do if she was alive right now? scratching the top of the coffin.

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Why was the boy drinking toilet water? Because he was receiving a violent swirly. He then went home and killed himself.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead. Q: Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the first one. Q: Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A: Peer pressure.

A baby seal walks into a club.

A blind man walks into a book store. He asks if they have any books in Braille. The employee says "Yes! Many you haven't even seen before!"

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was holding hands with the first. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It saw a banana. Why did the fourth monkey fall out of the tree? It slipped. Why did the fifth monkey fall out of the tree? It thought this was all a game. Why did the sixth monkey commit suicide? All his friends were gone.

What are the seven wonders of Kentuky cows,drugs,liquor,moutain due,moster trucks,shot guns and trucks oh and I for got Crackle barrle.

What do u call a banana? A banana......

hating his life and his job, the man leaves work early and while he is in the elavator he has thoughts about killing himself after returning to his apartment he turns on the TV and grabs his gun out of the drawer. sitting in a chair with a gun to his head he looks at the TV and realizes that his office building has just been hit by a 747 piloted by Al-Quida members. Suddenly the man realizes that maybe he has something to live for and decides not to kill himself.

Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A Mexican is a Mexican and a bench is a bench.

What did the elephant say to the other elephant? We're both elephants!

When time is the best time to make a wish during the day? 9:11

Women's rights

Knock knock. Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? Doctor Brown, I have your test results, you've HIV positive.

Nickleback.

How do you put a baby in a blender? Feet first, so you can see its expression. How do you get a baby out of a blender? With chips.

What did Juliet tell Romeo before they kissed? Kiss me Romeo

Knock Knock Who's there? It's the Mortgage company. You haven't payed your loans. The man loses his house and becomes homeless.

what do a carrot and an elephant have in common? theyre both orange except for the elephant.

Roses are red violets are blue I have outsimers Wait what?

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names.

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