- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I'm sorry I don't know you but I think I might have run over your dog!

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why couldnt the polish people live in the outhouse? because the mexicans in the basement were too noisy

A blonde is elected President of the United States. Half way through her inauguration speech, she forgets how to read.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

When Santa got stuck up the chimney he began to shout.. But he didn't shout for long as he soon succumbed to the toxic smoke and died of carbon monoxide poisoning

What's white, black and tan? The people of planet earth.

If Life Throws You Melons, Then You're Probably Dyslexic. -S.H.A.T Brother 2Flush

What did the agnostic say when he turned blue? He said "wow why am I blue?"

When life gives you lemons you can't make lemonade! Life is not a person, place, or thing that is able to physically hand you something! But, you can go to your local grocery store and buy some lemons.

Why was the man sad? Because he found his 80 year old mother had been raped and murdered in her home...

What is a dog's favorite color? None,dogs have colorblindness.

why did the man steal change from the tip jar? he wanted another state quarter for his collection

Roses are red, Violets are violet

An irish man stumbles out of a bar.

What did one umbrella say to the other umbrella? Nothing, umbrellas cannot instigate a conversation, because they cannot talk.

A father was angry at his daughter's boyfriend because he took her virginity. The boyfriend said he was ashamed that he never told her he has AIDS.

What happened to the boy who tried to cross the road? He got hit by a semi-truck and died.

is this the krusty krab? no this is smooth lobster.

There once was a man from Peru Who dreamed he was eating his shoe He then shortly died in his sleep due to heart failure at the age of 81.

The blond sold her her car for gass money and then when to a car dealer and asked for a free car if she got drunk for him the car dealer said yes only if i can do what i want with you the blond said what do u want to do to me he said i want to throw u off a cilff the blond said ok

What's the difference between Mitt Romney and a statue of Mitt Romney? The statue doesn't change its position.

why do you always see black people smoking? because your neighbors are black and they smoke on their porch,a place you can probably see from your house.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

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