- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the bulbasaur say to the charmanderr?? A: bulbasaurrr

How do you call a gay that is playing poker with friends You say "call" and place the right amount of fiches on the table, at that moment you are still in the race to win the pot.

Why does Bugs Bunny have big ears? Because he's a rabbit

Knock Knock Who's there? Not Anne Frank

What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

What's sad about an elderly couple who has had a long, fruitful marriage? Nothing.

Jim: Why did the chicken cross the road? Bill: Why? Jim: To get to the other side! Bill: I don't get it Jim: It's an anti-joke, because you expect a punchline but there is no punchline, you get it? Bill: Hold on, let me tickle myself.......oh okay now I get it hahahahaha!

What's worse than a shotgoun to the balls? Nothing.

Patient: "Doctor I think I might be a homosexual." Doctor: "How can you tell?" Patient: "RAAIIINNBOOOOWW!!!"

A pedophile walks into a Nursery. He get's arrested.

What is yellow and Bear Grills has drunk on National Television. ...Lemonade.

-Will you follow the live coverage of 86th Acacemy Awards? -No. -Are you anti-semitic?

amy baked 35 sugar cookies and ate 25, what does she have now? diabetes.

Ethan's girlfriend is a salg hahahahahahahahahahahaha fucking meff she needs to die

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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A Homosexual, a platypus, and a rubber spoon walk into a bar...

Q. When you drink two 5 hour energies, do you get 10 hours of energy or double the energy for 5 hours? A. You die

1,2,3,4,5... 6.

Knock knock Whos there An axe murderer oh sweet come on in.... dinners on the stove and i am here all alone

roses are red violets are too im bleeding

What has three eyes, scales, seventeen stomachs, and can produce milk? Nothing. Nature has not yet evolved any animal to these specifications.

How do you put a baby in a blender? Feet first, so you can see its expression. How do you get a baby out of a blender? With chips.

What did Juliet tell Romeo before they kissed? Kiss me Romeo

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