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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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ask me if im a tree are you a tree? yes.

a jerk that i knew was in a bar. he was about to drive home. at first i tried to stop him until he was sober. instead he punched me in the face. then i dared him to drive home as fast as possible. he died that night... i texted him all the way...

Why did the book fly to Cambodia? It was on a plane that was delivering educational material to third world countries to enhance their schools and increase their literacy.

Obama.

Susie had no arms and no legs.. what did she get for Christmas? Cancer. Amy was riding on a swing.. who was pushing her? Not Susie.

How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a white elephant? No there is no such thing as a white elephant gun. You take it's trunk, then strangle it until it turns blue. Then you shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Run Quick, Before I Rape you!!!

What did the pineapple say to the cucumber? Nothing...the pineapple was incapable of speech, for twas only an infant.

What did one Dentist say to the other? You are fat.

Why did the girl throw her watch out of the window? because her mind wasn't as intelligent as a normals person mind as she had mental problems.

What do you say to a black couple that just got married? Congratulations

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Can you pass the soda? Sure.

YO MAMMA IS SO STUPID, she was recently diagnosed with severe mental retardation and will have to be cared for 24/7

What is worse than you commiting suicide? the many years of mourning and threapy your loved ones may have to go though

What did the limp dick say to the vagina? Is that rash contagious?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a green man.

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Two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.-South Park

How many friends does it take to catch an owl? One because he was a bird catcher.

why did the chicken cross the road? because his mother was dieing of terminal cancer in the hospital across the street where the bar was. he was drinking because he is an alcoholic.

Why did the farmer name his pig "ink"? He had a terrible case of dementia.

Why did the tomato blush? A tomato's complexion is already red so it simply appears to be blushing

Roses are red Violets are blue Polytetrafluoroethylene is a synthetic fluoropolymer of tetrafluoroethylene that has numerous applications

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