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A man looks in his toilet and gazes in fear of the fact that there is blood on his bowel movement. He has colitis

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get hit by a car

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Why did octopus cross the road? Because the road was underwater

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How do you fit 10 dead babies in a bowl? A blender How do you get them out? Chips

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What's the difference between a person and a cow? 2% of their DNA. The other 98% is virtually identical.

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What do you call a person with no legs playing soccer? A soccer player.

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Why did the boy have sex with his grandpa? His grandpa is a nice guy and it was his birthday.

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Someone made a Titanic joke to me today, It was just plane wrong.

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why does my ass hurt? you have rectal cancer

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What's worse than rape? Gang rape.

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A dog walks into a bar and the bartender gives him a bowl of water because it is hot outside and he doesn't want the dog to dehydrate because he could die.

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Why has the suicide in dentists decreased? -Due to the fact that being a dentist makes suicide redundant!

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How did the blond know that you like her? You said,"Baby, I like you"

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your mom is so old, she is often confused for your grandmother.

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A blond walks into McDonalds. She orders and leaves.

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Q: What's funnier than Women's Rights? A: Nothing.

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What time do you go to the dentist? Depends on the appointment.

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your momma so fat, that she secretly crys every night, because she is so self concious about her weight. and has to talk to a therapist because shes bolemic and has suicidal thoughts, because she cant stand the way she looks

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A blonde a red head and burrnett was on a island, heres there diolouge. Red:lets have a breast stroke race. bothe burnett and blonde:ok. The red head gets to the next island 1st and waits 2hrs,then the burnett comes up. Red:what took u so long? Burnett:i got hit by some waves.. they both wait weeks and weeks. the blonde comes . red and burnett: what took u long? Blonde:umm.... YOU GUYS CHEATED!! YOU USED UR HANDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Your moms so fat, she needed repruductive surgury.

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Is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Getting AIDS.

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What's the difference between a bird and a pool table? Both of them fly, except for the pool table.

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Why did the boy throw his clock out the window? After hours of waiting for the perfect victim, the boy spotted an elderly woman walking down the sidewalk. The clock barreled through the air, hitting the old woman on the head at extremely high speeds. She was immediately killed on contact.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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