- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So three philosophers walk into a bar. Is it necessarily the case that they walk into a bar?

A kid wanted to change the channel... One thing leads to another.

so three men walk into a bar and one is a priest.

How old is Batman? Old enough to be a bat.

What do you get when you cross the color pink and pie? A penis ate the answer.

Whats Black and White and Red all over? A penguin in a blender.

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like to rhyme Microwave.

One time i was in north philly and bought milk, then i came home and drank it.

how many babies dose it take to paint a fence it depends on how hard you throw them

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What do you call a black guy who walks into your house and takes your stuff. A repoman, pay your taxes next time

what do you call aca that got pushed in a pool ? A WET PUSSY

What 10 inches long and wont be getting sucked this valentines day? Whitney Houstons crack pipe

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Why was ticklish Tom not ticklish anymore? A: he got hit by a train

Did you hear about the blind man who got stuck by a bus? Poor guy never saw it coming.

You wanna hear a joke? The 19th amendment. Just kidding, women are actually a very valued part of our society. Just kidding again.

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A drunk man is that last one inside a very popular bar. He passed out on the counter before he ordered a drink. The bartender is angry at a sale lost, which would have been his millionth sale before closing time on the 1000th day of business. He goes home and hangs himself.

Roses are red violets are blue..... I have normal vision

What's small, black,and crispy? A baby after an apartment fire

A man walks into a bar, Esept it wasn't a bar and he was running.

The jets are a good team..

What's worse than farting in a silent class room? Denying it and farting a second time.

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