- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being raped What's worse than being Raped. Being Raped 2 times by a Giant Scorpion.

a doctor came into the room after receiving a woman's test results for lung cancer. the woman says, "is it negative or positive doctor?" the doctor looks at the woman and says, "it's negative, congratulations."

Knock Knock! Who's There? Mike Mike who? Mike who you just called and told to come over Oh ok, come in

whats white and sticky glue

What's the difference between gun and penis? A child doesn't start to cry when gun shoots in its mouth.

what did the white car look like... a black car but the color is different

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? He had nobody to go with :)

How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? With a blender. How do you get them out again? With Doritos.

What did the horse with herpes say to Paul? Ney

What do you call a black man? A person

Caller:Hello, is this Smellma Pitts Answer: Why yes

What if there were no hypothetical questions?

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Nothing. Stubbing your toe hurts like hell.

How did the dyslexic, purple horse commit suicide? It jumped off the Grand Canyon.

How do you make a japanese man horny? Mutilate his girlfriend

Knock knok ! Whos there? Buhu ! Buhu Who? Why are you crying?

What's purple and glows? An electric grape

What's cute and smokes? A cute person with a nicotine addiction.

If i wanted your 2 cents i'd rob you

Why did the old man cry? Because he had just witnessed his wife die.

whats the differences between an atari and a xbox 360 i don't know i'm not a video game nerd

Why did the black man cry? He was grieving the death of his brother C.D

How did Goku save his home planet? He didn't.

What did the little boy with cancer say right before he died? Nothing. He was very sick, and could not speak during the last few weeks of his life.

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