What's the difference between and indian man and a barstool....... indians walked on the moon with a cow named chester.

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whats polish and black a polish black person

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What do you call a Black man with AIDS? Unfortunate.

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What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

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What do you call a lawyer without a brain? -Dead

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What do you call a Mexican? Whatever his name is you racist.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple

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Latvian guy said to the other latvian guy: ''Why did the chicken cross the road?'' The other latvian guy responded: ''In truth, i do not know. I have not seen chicken in 10 years. The last time was before the red army plundered my village. I can still hear all the screams from the women being raped. But, back to question. Where is this chicken you speak of? I have not eaten in days and my wife and children are close to starvation aswell''

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What did the virgin say to the car salesmen? Hello, I'm really interested in buying a car today.

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Your mother lives so loosely that she has several terminal diseases and only has 3 weeks to live.

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Two dogs are sitting by a fire hydrant. One turns to the other and says absolutely nothing because dogs can't speak.

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What smells like old people and is white? Talcum Powder.

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Hold his family at gun point

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How do you know if you have a good slave? It is hard working and determined... And black

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what do you call white people running down a mountain? Avalanche What do you call black people running down a mountain? Jailbreak

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your mums so fat that shes HUGE!!!!

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? statutory rape

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What did the zombie say to the woman? I like turtles.

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Aaaaakkkkkiiiiiinnnnfffffeeeeennnnnwwwwaaaa

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What was the joke about that woman with altsimers again? Ironically I forgot.

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Why wasn't Jesus born in Poland? Because if he's an actual historical figure he would have been born in modern day Palestine.

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What's the difference between gun and penis? A child doesn't start to cry when gun shoots in its mouth.

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How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? With a blender. How do you get them out again? With Doritos.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? He had nobody to go with :)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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