How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? With a blender. How do you get them out again? With Doritos.

a doctor came into the room after receiving a woman's test results for lung cancer. the woman says, "is it negative or positive doctor?" the doctor looks at the woman and says, "it's negative, congratulations."

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being raped What's worse than being Raped. Being Raped 2 times by a Giant Scorpion.

What's the difference between gun and penis? A child doesn't start to cry when gun shoots in its mouth.

whats white and sticky glue

What's purple and glows? An electric grape

What do you call a black man? A person

What's cute and smokes? A cute person with a nicotine addiction.

What did the horse with herpes say to Paul? Ney

How do you make a japanese man horny? Mutilate his girlfriend

If i wanted your 2 cents i'd rob you

Caller:Hello, is this Smellma Pitts Answer: Why yes

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Nothing. Stubbing your toe hurts like hell.

Knock knok ! Whos there? Buhu ! Buhu Who? Why are you crying?

How did the dyslexic, purple horse commit suicide? It jumped off the Grand Canyon.

What if there were no hypothetical questions?

Why did the old man cry? Because he had just witnessed his wife die.

How did Goku save his home planet? He didn't.

Why did the black man cry? He was grieving the death of his brother C.D

What did the little boy with cancer say right before he died? Nothing. He was very sick, and could not speak during the last few weeks of his life.

whats the differences between an atari and a xbox 360 i don't know i'm not a video game nerd

hi im tom. whats your name? joe. hi im tom. whats your name? joe... tom has short term memory loss.

Why does annie put 2 balls together? bacuse its makes a BUTT! oo

Roses are red Violets are blue If i gave a rats ass I'd worry about you

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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