I'm hungry.

If life throws you cars, you are probably on LSD.

What did the Asian man say to the African man Ching Chang Chong

whats brown and smells like poop? poop.

Shes got a big booty so I call her by her first name, women deserve respect.

How many babies does it take to paint a house? That is child labor, which is illegal in many countries.

Q: Why did the black guy cross the road? A: Hell, I don't know. He probably stole something.

what do you tell a woman with one black eye? "sorry about that wild ball, you played a fantastic softball game otherwise"

Why did the man start a shooting spree at walmart? Because he is mentally unstable and people at walmart make easy targets.

What's worse than public speaking? Public masterbation. *Spelled it wrong purposly to bypass the filter*

I don't want to share my name yet if that is okay, I mean I have not seen you, but you have seen me just saying. Tell me how old you are first, I am 26, or 27, being more or less an orphan since birth details like that kinda lose themselves. And no, its not Eliza, I will wait for you here if you do not mind, there are still people that have thought I am Nero all this while, that`s what worries me, I doubt I can convince them I am chatting with myself this time around.

Ask me if i am a tree? "Are you a tree" No.

What did one hand say to the other? Nothing, you fool, hands don't talk.

Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

Is your refrigerator running. Yes. Good, then I don't need to call an electrician.

Rebecca Black and Justin Bieber get married.... Friends and family attend the wedding

What's hotter than a hot girl? The sun.

What did the mother say when her sons asked for a can of pop? No you have diabetes.

What are Antijokes? type of comedy typical joke setup anticlimax that it lack of punchline.

Boyfriend: Why are you so negative all the time? Girlfriend: I'm not! I'm positive! Boyfriend: No your not your arguing with me right now and you... Narrator: The girl takes the pregnancy test and shoves it in the guys mouth kicks him in the nuts and runs out the door.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had three balls.

a man walks out of a gas station and sees an indian with his ear to the road. He walks up to him and the indian says "truck... ford truck... large man in front with flannel shirt and trucker cap... german sheperd in passenger seat... licence plate 4563u6." Amazed the other man says " wow, you can tell all of that just by listening to the road?" The indian says "no thats a the truck that ran over me five minuites ago"

A black man, hispanic man, and white man walk in to a bar. They are all friends. They enjoy a few beers together then call a taxi to take them home because it is irresponsible to operate a motor vehicle while under the influence of alcohol or other drugs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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