- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese.

How do you scare a plumber? Kill his family.

Whats the difference between a black an white guy? They have different skin tones

A drunk man is that last one inside a very popular bar. He passed out on the counter before he ordered a drink. The bartender is angry at a sale lost, which would have been his millionth sale before closing time on the 1000th day of business. He goes home and hangs himself.

My dads so gay he has sex with other men for fun.

Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor dog

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I really hate poultry related jokes.

What's worse than the holocaust? Giovanna Plowman.

Why did nobody like the famous singer? Because she was Rebecca Black.

Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black.

Why didn't the black man get the scholarship? Because he didn't apply for it.

Why was Diana crying? Because she was penetrated.

Health food.

John: Spell IT Mike: Q-U-A-D-R-A-M-E-C-H-A-N-I-C-S

what did the tree say when it fell down? Nothing it is humanly impossible for a tree to talk. Especially after it fell down. I mean that would hurt.

What do a grape and an elephant have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

My dog got out of its cage So I found it and beat the shit out of my neighbors kid.

Yo Momma so old, that she has arthritis.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue These are your Results You have Cancer

What if the rest of you value something wrong?

If a bear was mad he would be beary angry.

What's red and curly and goes 100km an hour? Palfi in a blender

Romeny or Obama? Obamney

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