- Anti Joke

what did the asian father say to his son after getting a c+ on a test? son you are working hard and i know you will do well

So, a boy walks into a baker's shop and asks for a loaf of bread. The man says "do you want white or brown?" The boy says "oh, I don't mind, I've got my bike outside."

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange

Why does Jordan Abu aita have a small pepe? Because he is black

An arab says allahu akbar, people respect him as he is pronouncing his religion in his place of worship

there was a guy who wanted to be bad and have bitches but he died from all the smoking and drinking and went to hell for eternal damnation

How do you confuse a blonde? Inform her that she is an illegitimate child resulting from a vicious, torturous rape and that her mother will never truly love her.

Knock Knock Who's there? Me!! .... me who? Just open the motherf***ing door!! MOM!?! Theres a rapist at the door. MOM: No Jimmy, thats your father

Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because she's been bound and gagged by kidnappers who are holding her for ransom.

Q:What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped by a giant scorpion

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Can't Sing, Or Ryhme

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

You know what they call men who make kitchen jokes? Single.

What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

What's black, smoking, and sitting at the top of the stairs? Steven Hawking after a house fire.

How many babiess it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Shes got a big booty so I call her by her first name, women deserve respect.

Why does Jimmy Neutron have a big head? Heredity.

whats brown and smells like poop? poop.

Chuck Norris Dies.

What happens when you catch a cold? You sneeze whenever you stand up.

If life throws you cars, you are probably on LSD.