- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does Jordan Abu aita have a small pepe? Because he is black

So, a boy walks into a baker's shop and asks for a loaf of bread. The man says "do you want white or brown?" The boy says "oh, I don't mind, I've got my bike outside."

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

Q:What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped by a giant scorpion

Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because she's been bound and gagged by kidnappers who are holding her for ransom.

What's black, smoking, and sitting at the top of the stairs? Steven Hawking after a house fire.

True or false , is it hotter in the summer or in the city? False, because blue monkeys don't eat orangutan bones.

Q: what r u eating under there? A: underwear ewww thats nasty

You know what they call men who make kitchen jokes? Single.

How many babiess it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? One is a devotee of the torah, one is a delicious meal.

Knock Knock Who's there? Me!! .... me who? Just open the motherf***ing door!! MOM!?! Theres a rapist at the door. MOM: No Jimmy, thats your father

I am a joke. I am funny.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Can't Sing, Or Ryhme

How many of my Dad's "fishing buddies" have gone down to the basement for a "meeting", but never returned? 37 so far. I'm concerned. I seriously have never seen my dad fish. Pretty sure he doesn't own a fishing pole.

Boyfriend: Why are you so negative all the time? Girlfriend: I'm not! I'm positive! Boyfriend: No your not your arguing with me right now and you... Narrator: The girl takes the pregnancy test and shoves it in the guys mouth kicks him in the nuts and runs out the door.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had three balls.

A black man, hispanic man, and white man walk in to a bar. They are all friends. They enjoy a few beers together then call a taxi to take them home because it is irresponsible to operate a motor vehicle while under the influence of alcohol or other drugs.

Why shouldn't you worry about having a baby? Because with all these jokes, babies aren't even going to be around anymore. "What's funnier than a dead baby?" "A dead baby in a clown costume"

A dog walk into a bar, and the bartender asks, "What"ll it be?" The dog then breaks into tears as he realizes the bartender is his father's gay husband.

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