- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's white, black and can't fly? Nothing important.

A girl cries as she drops a box of uncooked spaghetti noodles, spilling and breaking them onto the floor. She has brittle bone disease.

why did the baby stop crying his mother killed him with an axe

if life throws you lemons you must be dyslexic

Why couldn't the bird fly? cause it was a penguin

What do you call a horse with wings and a horn on his head? Drunk

Q :Why cant mexicans be firemen A :because they get mixed up by Hosea and Hose B

Why did Sally fall of the swing? She had no arms! Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally becase she fell off the swing.

Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

what did the white car look like... a black car but the color is different

cancer

what did the kid say when he didnt see the ice and sliped and broke his arm ouch that beep hurt

whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? a pizza does not have a heart

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

What is the best way to eat a dead baby? I don't know. That is incredibly disgusting.

I forgot my joke about gamblers, but i bet you would have loved it!

What did the doctor say to the recently diagnosed AIDS patient? I'm sorry there is nothing we can do.

What did hitler say when he spilt coffee all over himself Ow I am burnt

Why did the heroin addict get staff infection? His skin broke open multiple times without proper cleansing.

Where did the kittens go on their class filed trip? Nowhere, animals are not permitted to enter a museum unless they are eye seeing dogs helping a person who lacks vision.

well it rained all night the day i left, the weather it was dry, i can't remember the words but susana don't you cry oh susana don't you cry for me for i come from alabama with a banjo on my knee oh

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