What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What did the blind kid get for Christmas? Same ones he got last year.

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what's worse that reading something that just wasted seconds of your life? reading this and wasting more seconds.

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What did the penis say to the vagina during intercourse? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

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What did the dog say to the house? Roof

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3 blind mice walk into a bar. they have no idea of their surroundings and are quickly crushed to death.

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What do you get when you cross chocolate pudding with your mother's slippers? A spanking.

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I did not thumb this up myself!... *click* Whoops! At least I am not that douche Moral Man eh? Moral: Whoops! Now if I just don't accidentally type in the answer and...

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Why didn't Hitler like steak? He was a vegetarian.

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Who is the funniest guy on this planet? Mike the Situation.

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why did the 60 year old touch the little boy's penis? because he was a doctor.

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What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? A dead baby in 10 trash cans.

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What time do you go to the dentist? Depends on the appointment.

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What is bloody and has two legs? Half of a cat.

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roses are red viloits are blue Bernard is hot but then i led to you

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Knock Knock Who's There? Dave Dave, who? Jerry, just let me in already Two months later, Dave was convicted on charges of home invasion and the murder of Jerry Jones without bail.

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How do you stop a group of black guys from fighting? go over to them and ask them politely to stop.

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A man walks into a bar The bar now has a hole in it.

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But then it wouldn't be an anti joke ya bellendo

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So a rouge names creampiiemaker was walking in the vast lands of the arathi basin when a night elf druid with 585 stan and a resil rating of 6750 asked yo bro you wanna duel, the rogue asked with a grin on his face if the night elf was kidding, they then shook hands and went out to gold shire, village and dined on porridge made from the finest vendor, they then warsonged it up all night for mad honor points and got lap dances in gold shire tavern.

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orange -banana and lemon say....... i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i want to eat u (RANDOMZZZZZ)

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Miškinis gerai prikolina.

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What's worse than bad words? People who say them

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Q: Have you heard from that guy who dropped a piano on his head? A: No one has, he dropped a piano on his head.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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