A frog walked into a bar. Except by frog I meant Frenchman, and by bar I meant English pub. The Englishmen in the bar kill the Frenchman in a display of territoriality.

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Finding TWO worms in your apple.

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Q; what did the gangster say after he and his gang robbed a bank? A;Hey boys lets go drink some soy milk (After that his gang killed him) but the moral of the story is to not rob banks or take drugs

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What do you call a dead baby who died by getting ran over by a car? Jimmy

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Why was the boy crying? Because his dad comes home drunk every night and beats him.

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Guy- Wanna hear a joke about my dick? Nah, it's too long. Girl- Wanna hear a joke about my vagina? Nah, you'll never get it.

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My Muslim friend is always late to everything. We call him 9/12.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" After hearing this common expression, the horse looks up at the bartender. With this look, the bartender realizes that he has been speaking to I'll Have Another. Aware his faux pas, the bartender apologizes and pours him a free drink. The free drink does little for I'll Have Another's crushed dreams.

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How many babies can you fit in a bottle? None, a bottle is too small

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How do you save the world in 2012? You aren't. 2012 isn't going to happen!

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God. God.

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I like your hair

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whats worse than getting killed by a random tomahawk in COD mostly anything because COD is only a video game

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So this moose walks into the super-market and asks the lady woman at he counter "Got any potatoes?" Lady woman says "Down Isle 5" So the moose goes down isle 5 and there isn't any potatoes

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A man walks into a vagina

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Whats long, hard, and filled with seaman... a mans penis

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What do you call a man in a pool with no arms and legs? Bob

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who is awesome? no one...

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What's worse than watching the Hunger Games? Playing the Hunger Games

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how do you get a rat out the house you lift it up and put it outside

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Q:How meny jews can u fit in a mini? A:5 in the seats and 1 million in the ashtray.

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Whats the worst thing a 13 year old could do? Have a Bar Mitzvah in Holocaust Germany.

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You're so fat. Well maybe to kids born in Africa.

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A lion walks in to a bar, and murders everyone inside. This is why animals are not aloud in bars.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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