- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i was gunna write a joke..but i took an arrow to me knee.

Whats white and bad for your teeth? A refridgerator

A black guy and a white guy jump out of a tree, who hits the ground first? They both hit at the same time while sustaining minor injuries.

Why didn't the Jew laugh at the joke concerning his familial genealogy in relation to WW2? He had orofacial paralysis and was therefore physically incapable of expressing joy through the means of his mouth

Why is John single? Because women are materialistic.

Why the girl have a crooked leg? Her grandma thought that she was a pretzel and while the girl was sleeping the grandma tried to bend the girls leg into a pretzel shape

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

What did Hitler say to the Nazis? I have a mustache.

What did the blonde say when she was asked what color her hair was ? Blonde.

When do you call 911? When you need help with do something that you either can't do alone or can't control

Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door.

Why are lizards broke? Because they run around the desert with no money...

Are you the only 10 I see? Because I'm blind.

Bark I'm a tree

So a guy walks into a bar and says, "I can hold a spoon in between my butt-cheeks." Jillian Michaels asked him if that will help him lose weight.

What's brown and adhesive? A stick

Yo momma is so ugly, that she has no mirrors in her home to avoid the feeling of disgust and sadness she gets whenever she sees her reflexion

yo Mama so stupid that she took a piece of paper and taped it on the t.v and called it paperview.

(Pretend that your adopted, and no one loves you) Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents.

Why didnt little timmy have a pencil? He was poor

How many blonds douse it take to change a light bulb I dont know it hasn't happened yet

I came to the bar at 7:00. What time did I leave at? There was no clock at the bar I went to, therefore i cannot determine when I left or when I cmae, so my above opinion is clearly incorrect.

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Why couldn't the rich dumbass get into colledge? He couldn't open the door

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