What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms in it, what's worse than that? The holocaust, whats worse than that? Biting into an apple and finding 3 worms in it

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So three nazis walk into a B.A.R

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Once upon a time there was a pure and beautiful girl who lived with her step-mother and her two step-sisters. They made her live in the basement and had her do all the chores while they went to parties. Then social workers came and relocated her to a foster family.

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Whats white and can talk? Snow, i lied about the colour

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sean punches bryce in the face, sean then says ow you just punched me in the face. that hurt

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Your momma is so fat that when she fell over, she couldn't get back up without help, and she probably got several bruises.

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What's the difference between Dick Cheney and Obama? When Obama shoots someone in the face it's bin Laden.

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What kind of bread makes pickles? Dill Dough

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Roses are Red You're Black and Blue My fists seemed to have taken A liking to you

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whats funnier than 24? 25

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OH LOOK I'M A SAILOR I KNOW NAUTICAL PHRASES! LIKE...... KNOTS AND MAST AND SHIP AND SEA AND STUFF

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2 sausages were in a frying pan. 1 sausage says it sure is hot in here, the other sausage says WTF a talking sausage!

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A Chinese man and an american lived together. The Chinese man said to the american man, "I'm going to walk the dog." The American said "OK." Later that night they were eating dinner. The American said to the Chinese man, "I don't think that I've had this meat before. What is it?" The Chinese man replied, "The dog." The American, surprised, spewed out the food he was eating. "THE DOG!?" he yelled, shocked. The Chinese man replied, "Yes, I TOLD you I was going to wok the dog!"

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A small plane is carrying three passengers: a young boy scout, a priest, and the smartest black man on earth. Due to improper planning, there are only three parachutes on the plane. The engines cut and the pilot takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The black man says, "I am the smartest black man in the world. I need to live." He takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The priest says to the boy scout, "Son, you take the last parachute. I have lived a full life." After a very touching moment, the boy scout puts on the parachute and jumps out of the plane. Minutes later, the priest dies a horrific death as the plane crashes into the desert.

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how makes licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? depends on how determined you are to find out

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a little boy takes his lacrosse stick to his mom and says "hey mom this is bob" the mom says "hi bob" and she says to her son "does bob say hi back?" and the boy says "no mom. hes a lacrosse stick."

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

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You know what's interesting about Polish people? Nothing.

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You're so gay that you lost your virginity to someone of the same gender.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Your momas so fat her doctor put her on a diet plan.

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How did the conductor survive the Electric Chair? - He was a bad conducter

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Why is the fat kid on the ground crying? Because I hit him with a shovel

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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