- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When do you call 911? When you need help with do something that you either can't do alone or can't control

What did the blonde say when she was asked what color her hair was ? Blonde.

What did Hitler say to the Nazis? I have a mustache.

i was gunna write a joke..but i took an arrow to me knee.

Why is John single? Because women are materialistic.

A black guy and a white guy jump out of a tree, who hits the ground first? They both hit at the same time while sustaining minor injuries.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

Why the girl have a crooked leg? Her grandma thought that she was a pretzel and while the girl was sleeping the grandma tried to bend the girls leg into a pretzel shape

Whats white and bad for your teeth? A refridgerator

Why didn't the Jew laugh at the joke concerning his familial genealogy in relation to WW2? He had orofacial paralysis and was therefore physically incapable of expressing joy through the means of his mouth

cchina is communist the USA isnt WHY?

You know what they say about men with big feet? Big penis.

What do 10 dead babies in a blender sound like? Idk because I was too busy masturbating.

Q: Why did the black guy cross the road? A: Hell, I don't know. He probably stole something.

Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? a pizza does not have a heart

what did the boy with no hands get for christmas Gloves!!! just kidding i dont know he hasnt opened the box yet

what did the white car look like... a black car but the color is different

what did the kid say when he didnt see the ice and sliped and broke his arm ouch that beep hurt

cancer

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because lately the posts on "anti-joke.com" have not been anti-jokes. Not even a little.

I forgot my joke about gamblers, but i bet you would have loved it!

well it rained all night the day i left, the weather it was dry, i can't remember the words but susana don't you cry oh susana don't you cry for me for i come from alabama with a banjo on my knee oh

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