- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the man have a vagina? Trick Question. Everybody has a vagina.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his red tractor?

Why are watermelons green? 9, because cows like to eat grass.

Why don't Batman go to an Ozzy Osbourne concert? Because Batman doesn't exist.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Wheres my tractor?

How can you tell when a African man is lying? Like any other person you would use a lie detector.

Did you hear about the guy with no legs? He had them blown off by a tank shell in Afganistan.

Why did the cat cross the road? To see its mom who was lying dead on the other side

What's brown, smells like shit, and are annoying as hell? Taking shits

Joe goes to the bathroom with someone in the next stall named Bill Bill: "Hi" Joe: "Hi" Bill: "How you doing" Joe: "Good" Bill: "You traveling" Joe: "Yes to Alabama" Bill: "Yeah, I got to go a guy in the next stall answering all my questions bye"

A black man has a job.

How do you get a child off a swing? Throw a fridge at him

Onions are like loved ones... They are both nouns. And you cry when you cut into them.

an orange and an apple are both in a fruit bowl, the apple says nothing as its an apple and apple's cant speak its just an apple

Beans, beans the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more likely you are to realize that beans aren't actually fruit. They're legumes.

sometimes when im bored i dress in white pour water on the ground and roll around in it and pretend im a papertowel

What did the man say to the woman he was in love with? Sure, I understand and I'm okay with being just friends.

Knock knock Who's there? Hello??? .....

Why was the boy laughing? Because

Why did humpty dumpty have a great fall? He was committing suicide.

How do you prank a blind man? Uou leave the plunger in the toilet.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

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