What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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Did it hurt when you fell from heaven, or have you been in a wheelchair all your life?

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How do you get a dog and a baby mixed up? You stir your chili.

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An Indian lady is pushing her child down a footpath in a stroller whilst leading her dog. A refridgerator lands on the mother. Why did the Chinese man behind her cry? Because loss of life is a frantic event and having witnessed such an event he was deeply shocked. He was also sad that no dogs were killed. This is because a dog killed his wife in a freak accident and he has held a grudge against the species ever since.

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How many babies does it take to paint a house? It depends on how hard you throw them.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar.

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what did meredith and nick have in common an i

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A man walked into a bar. He said ow.

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? Bees inside of your eyeballs.

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What's faster a hungry black guy or a car? A car

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Person 1: Why do Jews have big noses? Person 2: Why? Person 1: No, I was asking you that question. Person 2: ??!!

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i dont know why but when ever i see jew they always say "whats up?"

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Two muffins are baking in an oven. What does one say to the other? Nothing. They are both inanimate objects and can't speak.

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"Sh*t!" cursed the man. "You're such a potty mouth!" replied the unamused toilet.

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Why is it so bad that the bus fell off the cliff? All my friends were on it.

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A tree falls in the woods. A deaf boy, who had been frolicking through the forest, is struck down by the tree. He dies. His parents are ridden with grief for years, until finally the father commits suicide. The mother soon remarried and had two more children. Both died before the age of 15. She was a horrible mother.

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What did the blond do on October 12th? Get hit by a bus

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How did the boyfriend react when the girlfriend told him she was pregnant? Nothing.. He already changed his number and packed up his things and moved out of the state

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere. - Blake Woodman

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My parents died!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

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How do you kill half the Mexican population? through a penny of a cliff. How do you kill the other half? Tell them its still down there.

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Why did the chicken crossed yo mama? Because your moms a man and your birth certificate was an apology letter from the condom factory.

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Hellen Keller walks into a bar. And a tree. And a lamp.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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