What do you call a monkey holding a hand grenade? It depends on what its name is.

A black man walks into a bar. His parents were immigrants from South Africa.

Why did the man have a hard time trying to open the door? The door was locked

Roses are black, Violets are black, I am blind.

What do you call a dead black person? A corpse.

What time is it when a cow walks into your house? The time that your mother arives.

Why wasn't the black man allowed on the golf course? Because a wealthy business man had rented out the entire course for a very important international investor.

Q:What do you call Black Jesus ? A:Black Jesus a.w. j.p.

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Where did the banana go? -Nowhere, a banana can't walk.,

Q:What do you call a wizard who flies? A: A flying wizard.

What do you call a black man on steroids? Strong.

What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? The black man has a family of four and is working 12 hours a day at a minimum wage job to afford the high rent, the utility bills, and to buy the pizza to feed his family.

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a duck walks up to a lemonade stand, says to the man running the stand. quack, because he's a duck

Me: Ask me if i'm a truck. You: Are you a truck? Me: No.

Q: Why doesn't the young lady speak very much? A: Because she's a whore

What's worse than a dead baby? 2 dead babies

What do you call a black man on a swing? Depends on what his name is

What is the difference between a lion and a tiger? A lion ,on average, weighs 31 kilograms more.

Why was the Asian guy dumped by his hot girlfriend? Well you know what they say about Asian guys.... They are too dedicated to their schoolwork.

How do you stop a group of black guys from fighting? go over to them and ask them politely to stop.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

What do you call a cat at the bottom of the ocean? A cat.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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