how do you get all the people in ireland out of their homes? roll a potato down the road. how do you find the richest person in ireland? you find the one who got the patato

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Cole and his brother josh tag team jaycie until she cries herself to sleep while Sarah watches

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roses are red violets are blue pornhubs down your mums facebook will do.

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What did Hitler say to his empire, A lot of stuff that I am to lazy to look up, all i know that the holocaust was bad and we shouldn't repeat it.

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It's easy to take part, just type your text below! no

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A homeless man walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender says it'll be $4.50. The homeless man doesn't have any money so he leaves.

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A priest and a police officer are sitting at a bar. They both have considerable drinking problems because problems unrelated to their respective occupations. The bartender's name is Mike.

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Roses are red violates are blue, matty is gay, sebby is too

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Bob and his family were looking forward to going to an all inclusive holiday to Spain. When they got on the plane, a bomb went off, causing Bob to realise that he was never going to see his family again, and that they were about to suffer a horrific, painful death.

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Why did the duck eat the chicken noodle soup? The duck was told that if he ate the chicken noodle soup on Fear Factor he would win $10,000. What he failed to realize was that he forgot to sign page 16 on the episode contract and did not win any money and was sued by Campbell's soup for copyright infringement.

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what happened when the chicken crossed the road? it got ran over by a car recently after it go killed it was eaten by a hobo and the hobo died from ring worm

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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Q.How many dinosaur species can jump as high as a house? A.All of them, houses can't jump

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What is red and hangs around the back of a train? A miscarriage.

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What do you call a remote that does not work? a remote that does not work.

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What's the difference between a Corvette and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

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A man walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

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What did Chuck Norris say when he stubbed his toe? "Oh shit I stubbed my toe."

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It said i can write my own joke so i did.

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What do you call a black doctor? Doctor.

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Yo momma so fat,she went on a diet and now exersizes regularly

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whoever said we're all soft on the inside was probably not an experienced doctor.

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Cancer.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Recycling anti-jokes

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