- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What time is it when an elephant steps on your watch? Time to go to the hospital and get treated for a shattered wrist.

I’m on the new Seefood Diet… I can only eat Fish or shell fish

A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two, kills them. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

whats worse than having a gay friend ? 9/11

There once was a man from Nantucket who lost most of his savings by making bad investment decisions.

Q: whats a bunny's favorite music genre A: smooth jazz

Q:what is a wheelchairs biggest fear A: steps

Q:Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A:Sea creatures seeking shelter and food

A clown a hockey player and a...........what the heck that's all I got.

It said i can write my own joke so i did.

A man walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

What is the difference between a mexican and a bench? One is living, one is not.

Whats orange and sounds like a parrot? a carrot

What did Chuck Norris say when he stubbed his toe? "Oh shit I stubbed my toe."

Yo momma so fat,she went on a diet and now exersizes regularly

You know what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Because you touch yourself.

What do you call a black doctor? Doctor.

Cancer.

What do you call a quadriplegic person in the water? One should refer to them by their name, but seeing as a quadriplegic person would be incapable of swimming if you do see a quadriplegic person in a body of water you should seek help or call emergency services.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your physician, you're going to die.

I thoroughly dislike arabs, I lost both my parents in the events of 9/11.

What is red and hangs around the back of a train? A miscarriage.

what happened when the chicken crossed the road? it got ran over by a car recently after it go killed it was eaten by a hobo and the hobo died from ring worm

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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