What's red, fast, and flies through the air? A tomato in a plane.

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If an old person falls in the middle of the woods do they make a sound? No their died.

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Why does Sally sell sea shells down by the sea shore? To support her growing crack addiction that is ruining Sally's and Sally's families lives

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A man walked into a bar, he was meeting his friends but was half an hour early, so he went down the road and got a burger. He had recently began dieting to maintain a healthy weight, but had trouble with self control. 30 years later he would gamble away his family's life savings and then go onto live a long and unfulfilled life.

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a woman leaves the kitchen.......

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What do you get if you give a black man more than 5 watermelons? Jeff the Killer.

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what do u call a black person by his name

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too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game"

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What was Tyler's last name? Grzesik.

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How do you fit four gay men on a bar stool? You build an exceptionally large bar stool

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Whats black and has white cream in it? Oreos

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eden stop

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Why did the black man go to prison? He committed a crime that had a penalty of several years in the state penitentiary.

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How do you make pie without the oven? I dont kow, go google it.

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A black guy walks into a bar orders his drink and could not do it in a more civilized way

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What did Superman say when he forgot his cape? "Where's my cape?"

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Anti-jokes are funny.

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compardre No Pew.. Pew.. At mi OINK.. OINKs...

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What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage..

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How can you make a little boy tell the truth? Threaten to murder his family.

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A walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" Not getting a response, the disoriented bartender realizes he was talking to his own reflection in the mirror at the back of the bar.

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What's white and gluey Glue

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Three blondes walk into a bar...and have a nice evening, until one of them pulls out a gun and murders everyone at the bar, i think she was schizophrenic or something.

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Fart

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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