What's sad about three black men driving over a cliff?

Q: what did the white man say to the black man? A: hi

Why did the black man walk across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

If you are floating down main street in a canoe and your front right propeller falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a doghouse? None, because ice cream doesn't have bones

noah is a scrub jungle

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get KFC... Because hes a canibal!

A man walked into his house to find that his wife was cheating on him with another man. He was furious, and killed himself

I've had Alzheimer's for as long as I can remember... So since yesterday.... CHAYOTE ASTRONAUT SPACE SAY WHAT?!?!?!

"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

Roses are red Violets are blue Charcoal is black So is my neighbor

Do you know how to forget? No. Me either, I forgot.

There are two muffins in the oven. One says: "It's really getting hot in here!" The other one can't reply because it is already dead.

Hey do you know who is in the yard? Not the boys, they all died in a horrific fire last Christmas.

What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? "I don't like Asians."

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? AIDs then he got mugged on the way home from the hospital

Why did the cat cross the road? To see its mom who was lying dead on the other side

A blind man walks into a bar. He backs up, takes two steps to the right, and walks around the bar rubbing his forehead.

Sarah Palin

A horse, an apple, a leprechaun and a black man walk into a bar. They sit down and order drinks. The bartender looks at them and say "what is this, a joke?"

Knock knock whos there? A dead black man ... i farted

why was the boy sleeping in the basement? he was brought over from ethiopia to become a child sex slave and was now being help against his will in a basement

what do you call a bear with socks on A bear with socks on

What's circular and round A circle

Why did Sally cross the street? Because someone was gonna rape her if she didn't.

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