what do you call a bear with socks on A bear with socks on

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Why did the cat cross the road? To see its mom who was lying dead on the other side

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There are two muffins in the oven. One says: "It's really getting hot in here!" The other one can't reply because it is already dead.

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A blind man walks into a bar. He backs up, takes two steps to the right, and walks around the bar rubbing his forehead.

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knock knock whos there? jim okay come in.

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Knock knock whos there? A dead black man ... i farted

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What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? "I don't like Asians."

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Sarah Palin

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why was the boy sleeping in the basement? he was brought over from ethiopia to become a child sex slave and was now being help against his will in a basement

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Hey do you know who is in the yard? Not the boys, they all died in a horrific fire last Christmas.

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Have you ever seen a dinosaur? No

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A ginger was with his friends

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Roses are red my underwear is brown I just sharted my pants

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A brunette, redhead, and blond were on a road trip. Their car broke down in the middle of the desert. The redhead offered to get help down the road, but never returned. The blond and brunette walked the direction the redhead went, but died four days later of heat exhaustion.

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Why does it take 7 years for Harry Potter to kill Voldemort? Voldemort is a very powerful wizard and Harry Potter is just learning magic at the beginning so he is not prepared to fight him.

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A baby seal walks into a club. It was a tragedy.

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There was a black man and a mexican woman at a bar. The women says, "Why are all racial jokes about men?" The black man replies, "Because it is believed by some that males are superior to women." The woman went to go order a book from amazon.

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Laugh

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A dog walks into a bar, the bartender quickly says to its owner that he must leave as dogs are not allowed in. Upon realizing that it is a seeing eye dog, the bartender retracts his statement and serves the owner a drink.

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Why did Michael Vick run? Because he was being chased by defenders.

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If somebody chucks skittles at you saying taste the frickin rainbow Run over them with a car and say "NationWide is on your side!!! ????

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What did the little girl say to her step father? Please stop raping me

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whats good about poland... fukk all

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lets go to the beach beach lets go get away story of josh browns life

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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