knock knock. who's there? Alticka Alticka who? Alticka pudding cup.

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A man and his friend go hunting,one falls in a hole and appears dead. The friend calls 911 and asks what to do, the operator says ok first we need to make sure he's dead. The friend checks his pulse and finds out he is living, then an ambulance is sent and the hunter lives with minor injuries.

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justin beiber is having intimate sex with a woman.

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Two guys went into a bar and started drinking. After sometime one guy said to the other, "I love your mother.I want to marry her." The other guy said,"Come on dad,you have been drinking too much."

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Moralman... Seriously man, take it easy, my name is Nero, yes I play dual identities sometimes, it is only in order to convey my hidden messages to my people. I am deeply sorry to admit that those that assaulted you where indeed from my order, they have been prosecuted by the law and excluded from our order.

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Why did the blonde commit suicide? Because she hated her life.

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knock knock whos there? jim okay come in.

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Q: What do you say to someone who makes fun of you and is bigger than you? A: Nothing, you just punch him in the toe and run away

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You know what's the least funniest part about cancer? I am about to die in about a month or so.

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hickory dickory dock no one cares

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Stolen.

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Roses are gray Violets are gray Pansies are gray Daffodils are gray I am a dog :)

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What did the white man say to the black man? Hi i'm Steve, it's nice to meet you

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Q: What do the Gynecologist and the pizza delivery man have in common? A: They both get to smell the goods but neither one of them can eat it

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What did the man say when he had sex for the first time "So how come I'm the one with the vagina"?

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God. God.

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? get in the car

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What did the cop say to the black man being arrested? His Miranda rights.

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Q: Whats the biggest lie? A: The Cake...

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Why did Sally fall of the swing? She had no arms! Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally becase she fell off the swing.

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This is a joke only for males: Walk into any semi busy public restroom. Stand at the urinal for about 30 seconds to a minute acting as though you cannot find your penis. Make sure you have the attention of at least 2 other urinators and then exclaim quite loudly "I can't find it!" then walk out.

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Whats an Anti-joke?? A joke that possesses the kind of humor based on the surprise factor of absence of an expected joke or of a punch line in a narration which is set up as a joke.

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who is gay for wild ones- Ryan Mcgggguigan

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Why do all gingers get mad all the time except having sex? Because they enjoy it!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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