Have you ever seen the inside of Stevie Wonder's house? Neither has he.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The bold and unpredictable female bird escaped under the horror of the fearful fence of which enclosed the innocent chickens. As she wandered towards the nearby city of magic and dreams she approached by a large, empty road. A mysterious, shining object in the distant caught her eye. As she slowly to a shivering step towards the intereging sparkle, she was ran over by a car. EPIC FAIL LOL!!!!

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A man walked into this bar, and said ouch.

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Yo momma so ugly just after she was born, her mother said, "What a treasure!" and her father said, "Yea, let's go bury it!"

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Why was the woman bald? She was a Britney spears fan.

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???????????? ???????????? ???? ???? ???? ???? ???? A wild EXEGGUTOR appeared!

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What did Britney Spears say when she got to Paris? "Oh my God, we're in France!"

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What was black, then white, now dead all over? Michael Jackson.

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A blond, brunette, and red head jump off a building. Who hit the ground last? The red head because she was last to jump.

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Two black men jump off a cliff, who wins? Wins what?

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What did the man with sores on his tounge get for a birthday present? He recieved a very nice pair of trousers which he wore to work from time to time

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What did my wife say when I asked her to pick up some milk on her way home from work? OK

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When life gives you lemons you mix them with vinegar to make a drink that will help your high blood pressure.

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Roses are red violets are blue I have altimers cheese on toast Srry bout the spelling. I couldn't REMEMBER!

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If you watch a pregnancy backwards, it is about a baby that is inserted between the legs of a woman and is slowly broken down for energy and the remains are finally sucked up by a man's genitals. There isn't a joke.

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Friends are like snowflakes When you pee on them they disappear

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What did the man say to the other man? Hi

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A dinosaur is walking down the street. He is soon confronted by a human. The human says to the dinosaur, "Hey, your a dinosaur." Which the dinosaur replies with, "Yes, yes i am." The dinosaur then stands there for a few seconds wondering why he is in the same time period as the human. And as to why a dinosaur would talk.

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Where was little suzie the day after the house fire? At the hospital, being treated for minor burns.

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How did the man with no legs get around? He was assisted by a nurse or relative who was kind enough to take on such a task.

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What happened to the guy that got hit by a bus. He died

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What did the FBI agent say to the CIA agent. We're both agents

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What is better then fisting? Fisting with a metal studded glove

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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