- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What time is it? I just looked at my clock on the wall. It is 9:14 AM Eastern Standard Time.

What happened to the guy that got hit by a bus. He died

Roses are red violets are blue I have altimers cheese on toast Srry bout the spelling. I couldn't REMEMBER!

Friends are like snowflakes When you pee on them they disappear

What did my wife say when I asked her to pick up some milk on her way home from work? OK

When life gives you lemons you mix them with vinegar to make a drink that will help your high blood pressure.

If you watch a pregnancy backwards, it is about a baby that is inserted between the legs of a woman and is slowly broken down for energy and the remains are finally sucked up by a man's genitals. There isn't a joke.

What did the man with sores on his tounge get for a birthday present? He recieved a very nice pair of trousers which he wore to work from time to time

What did the man say to the other man? Hi

Two black men jump off a cliff, who wins? Wins what?

A blond, brunette, and red head jump off a building. Who hit the ground last? The red head because she was last to jump.

What did Britney Spears say when she got to Paris? "Oh my God, we're in France!"

Why did the little girl fall off her bike? Because she didn't have any arms

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

Kim Kardashian got a job.

never bring a knife to a gun fight. bring a sword.

Tunechi

roses are red but violets are definately violet what retard made this rhyme

Why did the man stop chewing gum? I threw a grenade at him.

That's what SHE said!

A homeless man walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender says it'll be $4.50. The homeless man doesn't have any money so he leaves.

Roses are red violates are blue, matty is gay, sebby is too

A priest and a police officer are sitting at a bar. They both have considerable drinking problems because problems unrelated to their respective occupations. The bartender's name is Mike.

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