- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There once was a man who had a penis that was so big, his girlfriend liked it a lot. A year later they got married and had kids, but then the man lost his accounting job and things went downhill.

What did the boy born with cancer get for christmas? ... More cancer

What would happen if nyan cats crashed with eachother? It would be a great impact, and we'd all be sad.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because it lacked the requisite musculature to facilitate locomotion

whats it called when a pimp slaps a ho? RESPECT

What do u call a Mexican on the moon? An astronaut. What do u call all the Mexicans on the moon? Problem solved!!!

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop? After one hour, twelve minutes, and fifty-three seconds, Dave calculated that it approximately took 247 licks.

???????????? ???????????? ???? ???? ???? ???? ???? A wild EXEGGUTOR appeared!

Why was the woman bald? She was a Britney spears fan.

Yo momma so ugly just after she was born, her mother said, "What a treasure!" and her father said, "Yea, let's go bury it!"

Two black men jump off a cliff, who wins? Wins what?

A blond, brunette, and red head jump off a building. Who hit the ground last? The red head because she was last to jump.

Why did the farmer's wife leave the farm? Because she was a lesbian.

What did Britney Spears say when she got to Paris? "Oh my God, we're in France!"

Kim Kardashian got a job.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

Why did the little girl fall off her bike? Because she didn't have any arms

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? Well, he's dead.

What did the FBI agent say to the CIA agent. We're both agents

What about all the bullshit comments? The spamming?

Where was little suzie the day after the house fire? At the hospital, being treated for minor burns.

What is better then fisting? Fisting with a metal studded glove

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