What did Hitler say to his empire, A lot of stuff that I am to lazy to look up, all i know that the holocaust was bad and we shouldn't repeat it.

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roses are red violets are blue pornhubs down your mums facebook will do.

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Actually, Ylvis had a dog named Say. When he peed in the studio one evening, Ylvis said, "What the fuck, Say?"

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. A family is tied-up and screaming for help in my basement.

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an indian woman works at seven eleven. this is because her son has one leg and she needs to pay pay for all the medical needs.

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What do you get when you cross a Pigeon with a Mailbox? A Carrier Pigeon, they are extinct now.

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What time is it when an elephant steps on your watch? Time to go to the hospital and get treated for a shattered wrist.

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What did the one battery say to the other? Nothing. Batteries can't talk.

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What do you call a remote that does not work? a remote that does not work.

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A man walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

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It said i can write my own joke so i did.

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. The man leaves in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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What's the difference between a Corvette and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

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Q:what is a wheelchairs biggest fear A: steps

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Hi

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A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two, kills them. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

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cancer

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A clown a hockey player and a...........what the heck that's all I got.

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There once was a man from Nantucket who lost most of his savings by making bad investment decisions.

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Q: whats a bunny's favorite music genre A: smooth jazz

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whats worse than having a gay friend ? 9/11

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Yo momma so fat,she went on a diet and now exersizes regularly

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Cancer.

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whoever said we're all soft on the inside was probably not an experienced doctor.

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