- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man meets the girl of his dreams. Too bad the man will die in 3 days due to terminal cancer

Cole and his brother josh tag team jaycie until she cries herself to sleep while Sarah watches

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What did Hitler say to his empire, A lot of stuff that I am to lazy to look up, all i know that the holocaust was bad and we shouldn't repeat it.

,try this on a girl, say "can I pop your cherry.........soda bottle cap off your cherry soda bottle?"

why did the man french kiss the horse? because he was high on l.s.d and confused the horse for an attractive male because he himself was homosexual ps vagina monkeys and chili

roses are red violets are blue pornhubs down your mums facebook will do.

how do you get all the people in ireland out of their homes? roll a potato down the road. how do you find the richest person in ireland? you find the one who got the patato

An alphabet walks into the post office and asks for a letter. What does the postal worker give the alphabet? Nothing. Alphabets can't walk.

What do you get when you cross a Pigeon with a Mailbox? A Carrier Pigeon, they are extinct now.

an indian woman works at seven eleven. this is because her son has one leg and she needs to pay pay for all the medical needs.

What did the one battery say to the other? Nothing. Batteries can't talk.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. A family is tied-up and screaming for help in my basement.

Actually, Ylvis had a dog named Say. When he peed in the studio one evening, Ylvis said, "What the fuck, Say?"

What time is it when an elephant steps on your watch? Time to go to the hospital and get treated for a shattered wrist.

never bring a knife to a gun fight. bring a sword.

Why did the girl fall from the swing? She was laughing at an anti-joke.

That's what SHE said!

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roses are red but violets are definately violet what retard made this rhyme

Why did the man stop chewing gum? I threw a grenade at him.

I’m on the new Seefood Diet… I can only eat Fish or shell fish

Q: why do english soldiers have red coats? A: to cover the blood stains, so they can still lead their platoons when they are shot. why else?

A priest and a police officer are sitting at a bar. They both have considerable drinking problems because problems unrelated to their respective occupations. The bartender's name is Mike.

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