Why did Moses part the sea Because it was divisible by 2

Guess what. Chicken butt.

look at your sister now look at me now look at your sister now look at me you probably have now realized that you cant see me.

What did the blind man say to the train conductor? Nothing. He was mute too.

Come on children, don't dawdle.

What did the fish say after he

What did the clam say to the scuba diver? FUCK MAN! STOP TOUCHING MY JEWELS! WOULD YOU WANT ME TO JUST RIP YOURS AND TAKE THEM WITH ME!

Whats the difference between a 100 dead babies and a ferrari? One is an automobile and the other is a tragic reminder that SIDS is a serious and deadly problem.

A priest was driving a motorcycle and was doing these amazing crazy stunts. It turns out they were actually filming a movie.

what is blue purple and has wings what i dont know that why i am asking you

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there was no oncoming traffic.

Roses Are Red Violits Are Blue Screw it RUN!!

I saw my friend stabbing a girl. i asked what is he doing "Oh im just killing time" turns out the girls name is Time Demson. What a weird name i thought to myself.

whats black and blue and has three legs? An abused deformed person.

Why did Sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not sally

Why did Sandy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sandy.

What do you call a black and white ruler? Barack Obama.

A French man gets into a fight

Hitler

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends. How hard can you throw?

Why did the banana explode? Because it was a grenade!

Why was the girl crying on the busy street? She was naked.

Q: Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? A: Neither did he.

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree?Cause it was stapled to the cat.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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